26 [M4F] Finally done creating my character. Care to read?

Disclaimer: No I haven't played DnD but would love to.Jay the Random"On my tombstone, please write "Not appreciating my puns was a grave mistake." LORE:"If you ask me, life is all about who you know and what you can find. When you live somewhere that isn't EU or NA, different timezone and around my age, just finding friends can be tough. Some of the redditor up here can kill you, so you need a way to befriend the awesome and duck the crazy. So you need to cut corners, you need to adjust, you need to know your strengths and time zones. Using your strength can make or break a friendship. On the upside, you can have long lasting friendship/relationship and its worth a lot to some people. The Bad stuff? There used to be a females in here, where they had all these dark rituals. If you survived the ceremony, they will DM you and if things goes well, you get something out of it. The bad news? They will shatter a crystal and split your soul into pieces. They made great art though! Drawings and such.Let me tell you: sometimes its hard to make friends just only by being eccentric and random at all times. Read their post, see what they looking for, then get yourself food for a few weeks. If luck is really on your side, you might find someone compatible, like crazy, weird, eccentric and have a lot to talk about not just video-games like me! Well apart from sport, not much a spectator of it. I'm just someone who always looking for some crazy fool that has similarities with my craziness. If all else fails, message anyone even they are mature, hope to absorb some of their maturity. But then I love crazy people as they do more fun stuff. Still, whatever you do, be careful meeting new people. You do not want one to go off on you. It really hurts." =====ROLES: Distraction, Joker, Trickster, Morale and Emotional Support, Friend, Best Friend, Super Friend===== Stats:Strength: 8/10(substat: Can open mayonnaise jar without crying or breaking fingers, can hold all grocery bags in one trip, can carry you like a princess easily but still call you heavy)Perception: 6/10(substat: Hit or miss in most stuff, cautious and awareness)Endurance: 7/10(substat: can hold poop in for 2 hours on a bumpy ride, can run but likes to rest more, high carrying capacity, loves adventure)Charisma: 9/10(substat: can befriend anyone and anything, even lamps, Magnetic personality, child-at-heart, Ferocious loyalty, Karma Beacon, Loner, jokester, trickster)Intelligence: 7/10(substat: Specialized in Paranormal, History (civilizations), Geography and shirmp facts)Agility: 5/10(substat: sluggish, can fit and weave in tight pathways despite big frame)Luck: 5/10(substat: works 50/50 hence the stat, can be your ultimate friend or you'll just ghost me) Skills:Jokes+ toggle ability (can be passive or active)+ can make you laugh+ works 50/50+ can do critical hit (will make you laugh in tears)- Sometimes corny- Probably offensive- Probably you don't have sense of humorHuman Photosynthesis+ Can turn Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide+ Passive skill- Useless to anything apart from Plants - PollutionSleep+ Active skill (Threshhold: when tired)+ replenish energy- May or may not be snoringNerd+ Nerd+ Hardcore Gamer+ Anime watcher+ Marvel+ Hentai- Nerd- Hardcore Gamer- Anime watcher- Not DC- Have seen Boku no PicoFriendly+ Chill+ Easy to talk to+ Can talk alot and random things- Clingy- Too much friendlySmart+ can count 1-10 at different speed+ can talk about history, paranormal and stuff+ wide variety of music+ Shrimp Facts+ Speaks two language. ( Language one and two )- Street Smart- Wise ass- sarcasm- sometimes jokes goes over my headChatterbox+ talks alot- talks alot===== =====Btw I can talk alot of any topics and stuff. I'm not really good with short messages as its kinda hard to tell if the other one is interested or not.Tip: You can message me, anyone, but do include what made you message me so we can start off with that!Reviews about OP's post:"Causes bouts of uncontrollable giggles and laughs"-Center for Disease Control and Prevention"The best thing to happen to transportation since wheelchairs"-Franklin Roosevelt"You're a handsome kid"-Mom"Aww look how cute you are!"-Random girl picking up a caterpillar beside me via /r/r4r https://ift.tt/2rdxBKH